stumphies:

patrick’s face when andy makes a joke about eating pussy

image

image

(via odetodun)

@9 hours ago with 1733 notes
lulu-cifer:

sage-mode:

Yoooooooo lol

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

lulu-cifer:

sage-mode:

Yoooooooo lol

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

(Source: katara, via walkingwithspiritss)

@10 hours ago with 109862 notes

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

image

(Source: fyeahcanines, via walkingwithspiritss)

@10 hours ago with 191319 notes

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

(via walkingwithspiritss)

@10 hours ago with 125707 notes

icarusing:

people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry

like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night

(via le-monstre-sous-votre-lit)

@10 hours ago with 95934 notes

jadeameliabxdwi:

IM SCREAMING

(Source: perriets, via boldbruises)

@10 hours ago with 33868 notes
slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

(via elkingpirate)

@10 hours ago with 169001 notes
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via leslieroomel)

@10 hours ago with 293487 notes
kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

(via slammajammadingdong)

@10 hours ago with 156564 notes

(Source: vinebox, via dictaylorswift)

@10 hours ago with 25195 notes

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

(via hopingtons)

@10 hours ago with 12866 notes

sophmoreslump:

Fall Out Boy for AP Magazine December 2008

(via istdago)

@10 hours ago with 1379 notes

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via slamdancing)

@10 hours ago with 52846 notes
@10 hours ago with 19564 notes
seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy, via foramesslikeme)

@10 hours ago with 262537 notes