Haley if you see this please please please message me back.

@8 hours ago

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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@8 hours ago with 273255 notes

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@18 hours ago with 11793 notes

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

(Source: onlylolgifs, via embrace-positivity)

@18 hours ago with 40896 notes

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via embrace-positivity)

@18 hours ago with 365800 notes

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@18 hours ago with 240902 notes
teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via dicofrankenstein627)

@19 hours ago with 263361 notes

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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@8 hours ago with 260288 notes
patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

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@18 hours ago with 139653 notes

justdrivingthebus:

rashaka:

i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him

all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that

    

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@18 hours ago with 10403 notes

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

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@18 hours ago with 268463 notes

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

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@18 hours ago with 179312 notes
theflavourofyourlips:

ladies and gentlemen, Jack Barakat

theflavourofyourlips:

ladies and gentlemen, Jack Barakat

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@18 hours ago with 3012 notes

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via joey-smith-universe)

@19 hours ago with 161659 notes